Some Interesting Things....

Strangely enough, my life has been slightly interesting. Now I sit here, with several minutes to blog before 'Chuck' ends and I have to do homework. So grab some hot cider and brace yourself for what I'm about to tell you:
I put mayonnaise in my hair.
Are you surprised? Appalled? Puking your stomach out because the mere thought of putting a thing like mayonnaise in ones hair sounds repulsive? Probably not; it's not that surprising. Lots of people do that.
It didn't work super well, but my hair is sort of shinier. Anyway, that's the most interesting thing I did.
Another thing I did was choreograph a dance (O.K. Raine helped a little). It goes to Halo, by Beyonce. It's pretty cool. Anyone who wants to see it should go to the end of the year talent show.

♫ We will, we will, smack you! ♫

Did you like the title? I thought it might catch your attention. No worries, no one will be smacking anyone. Today I did nothing. I wish I had a more interesting life, because then I could write wonderful things in my blog. Instead you have to constantly hear about how bored I am. Isn't that just typical?
Instead of saying how bored I am, I'm going to make up what happened today. Here goes:

This morning I awoke at five a.m and got out my samurai sword. After fighting off a band of bloodthirsty ninjas I ate an elephant for breakfast. Then I climbed into a jet and flew to Australia where I taste tested wasabi for three hours in a row after thatI went to Russia and rode a camel to Moscow. I filled in for Angelina Jolie in a movie at quarter to three, and then rushed to Washington DC for my meeting with Mr. President. He gave me three thousand bags of popcorn at my request, and all I had to do was teach his daughter how to yodle. Then I went to Japan for a dinner of sushi, where I ended up winning 5,000 dollars. Then, exhausted, I headed home and fell asleep.

And that was my day. Exciting, huh?

Sitting here, bored, with nothing to do.

Howdy!
Just to let yall know, I'm bored. It's Wednesday and I already finished a load of homework, already checked my facebook TWICE, already ate lunch, cleaned my room, did my chores, and talked to Penney. So now I'm blogging and thinking about what to do. I think I will play outside.

Seeya!

A Whole New Year (Part 3, finally!)

Sorry about not posting, folks. Been real busy (not really).
So after we came back from Tai Ho, It was extremely busy. The hotel was packed with little kids.
"Oh, great," I said, rolling my eyes. "Now the pool is going to be stuffed with six-year-olds afraid of getting their head wet." The elevator was taking a long time to go back and forth because of all the passengers. I thought about taking the stairs, but right as I turned towards the stairwell the elevator opened up.
When I got to my room I put on my bikini and headed down. There was a group of girls acting like loonies in the pool. I just pretended to be busy and annoyed by them while I slipped into the hot tub. There was another girl there, and I said 'hi' to be polite. She wasn't in the group of girls. After a while I watched her slip into the pool and wade around. I talked with her for a bit, then I got bored and headed for the pool. I tried talking to mystery girl more, but I was not quick enough. She and her mom left. Disappointed, I stood under the waterfall as it came on. I smiled to myself as the other girls envy-stared at me. It was like I had some disease that made it so they had to stay forty feet away from me.
I left the pool a while later, because Levi was there and I wanted to say hi. Some other people visited too, I just forgot who. Levi stayed for a long while, and he ended up coming swimming with us later. It was fun, except for the part where the mean old guy told Dakota to stop cannon-balling. Some uptight mom probably complained about getting wet. In a POOL ROOM. So after he talked to Dakota EVERYone started cannon-balling. The guy was so mad that he stormed to the center and told everyone to stop diving or they would be forced to leave. Everyone cannon-balled when he left, except us of course. We left because we were bored.
Levi stayed until around midnight on Friday night. I fell asleep before he left, so I didn't get the chance to say bye.
The next morning I got dressed in my Saturday outfit and zoomed down to the breakfast buffet, inhaling my yogurt and muffins. Then everyone got in the car and we drove to Pike Place market. After looking at most of the stores, we all headed to the Seattle Science Center. We looked at a couple cool displays and then went to the Planetarium. In the Planetarium, Sky and Makayla walked in, and Sky proposed to Makayla!! Then their song played and they danced. Everyone took pictures.
We ended the day by going to The Old Spaghetti factory. It was fun, and tasty too. The next morning we packed our belongings, loaded into the car, and headed home.

A Whole New Year! (Part 2; read the one under this first, please)

At around 11:00 we got out of the pool, showered and got dressed. We went to Tai Ho for lunch, and it was even better than I remembered. We even picked up Grandma, and she ate with us. At the end of the meal we got our cute little fortune cookies. Mine said "You will be succesful in love" (ooooh!).
Mama says we are going to study watchtower now, so I have to go. In part 3 of 'A Whole New Year' You will here about Saturday's surprising turn of events!

Whole New Year!

Well, 2009 is gone and here we are, starting a new decade. One of the very first things we did was roadtrip down to Seattle. This time, though, we dragged along some oakie blood- Cheyenne Kammeyer (see Chey's Words). Our first stop was Beth's Cafe`. Dakota and Gabe tackled a 12-egg omlett and mom and dad ate one together. I ate a huge $6.00 milkshake with french fries, and both Jesse and the other Chey had cheeseburgers.
After that filling brunch, we checked into the Embassy Suites. All of us kids gazed at the shining tile floors and the decorative koi pond. Jesse, however, was more interested in the pool. A short time later we unlocked our rooms and let orselves in. It was the best looking hotel room I had ever seen. Of course the first thing we did was get dressed for the pool. Because it was mid-week it was empty (yay). I wanted to relax in the hot tub first, But Cheyenne insisted on going into the pool first. So we jumped in. The water was surprisingly warm, and I waded in it for abot 5 minutes before I set foot in the hot tub. The hot tub was was NICE! I was so relaxed I nearly fell asleep. My next stop was the sauna, which was great! I loved the sauna.
I played in the pool probaby 1 1/2 hours that day before heading upstairs to take a hot shower. Then I got dressed and ready for a visit to one of my aunts- Aunt Bethany. She made deliciouse chicken enchiladas that tasted so good they could be in the 'Guiness Book of World Records'. The rest of the night I split my time equally between visiting my cousins and visiting my aunts.
The next morning I headed down to the breakfast and helped my self to Rice Krispies, Pancakes and Bacon. I also had cocoa and apple juice. For the rest of the morning I played in the pool. It was nice, because when they turned on the waterfall it was cool to stand under it. It was also great because the pool was pretty much empty, besides one boy whom we didn't know. We ended up playing Marco Polo w/ him. More in Part 2.

Wowzers!

I haven't blogged in a LONG time!

I am fully to blame, I cannot blame another person for this. All those long hours I spent on Facebook could have been spent pouring out the details of my life to this blog
Anyway, I have really changed. I got taller, for one. For another, I like purple instead of pink, stars instead of hearts, and pop music instead of classical. Well, I acctually like country/pop.
Anyway, I cant stay for long
Good night

School is back in!!!

I cannot believe it. This summer is over. I had fun, but it still amazes me that this is the last day of August. I'm very sad now. I did get to hang out with my buddies though. This week we get to go to SLIDE WATERS LAKE CHELAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, Bye now.

♥L.O.V.E♥

Slow Summer

We haven't done anything special. I will tell you one thing, we have not partied nearly as much as last year. Not that I am complaining. Just don't expect me to tell you great stories of parties, thats all. Dakota has been taking Drivers Ed for the past month or so. He is an OK driver. Mom and Daddy are starting up their "My Last Fat Summer" program again, and have started doing crossfit. Our yard has become infested with bees. Jesse went outside and sprayed down a bunch of giant hives that are filled with angry wasps. Dakota won the Biggest Loser contest and got $500 bucks, lucky him. I got my DSi and now owe Dakota $65 bucks because I only payed for $110 of it. Not that I am complaining. Luckily I have job. I got $10 for cleaning Vicki G's upstairs and had to pay Kota half of it. It has been too dang hot to do anything fun outside becuase it is too miserable out there. Our pool has ran into problem after problem. This week Aunt Puala and Raine are moving over here. They will be across the street from us. It will be super fun with them over here. When they get over here we will float the river. Ashlyn and Shelby have been on vacay since June, and I have missed both of them a lot. Ashlyn is coming back today and Shelby will be here on Saturday.

The Icky Nose

I'm sick! I'm sick! I cough, and I sneeze and I feel weak. Its awful! Horrible! Terrible!
I do not feel like blogging right now. my neck hurts. To make it worse the skin on my nose has gone raw from me blowing it! Gross!

THE TADPOLE SNATCHERS

Do you remember those summer days when there was nothing to do but play on Facebook until your mom kicked you off because you 'weren't going to spend you summer like that'? Well, I do. In fact, that happened today. So of course after I am banned from Facebook I go outside and wash my bike until it is sparkling. Then I spray some rust stuff on it, and pump up the tires and decorate it with stickers. I try to take it for a joy ride, but Mr. Nobody broke my brakes and my tires made a funny noise. So I get off and think of other things to do. I go to the pool. It just got filled up. It is still really dirty, and I find out that the tube that goes to the filter that is connected to our pool broke loose from the filter and so I screw on what I thought was the correct hose and go tell dad. Well, dad comes out and tells me I needed to put the white hose on the filter not the black one. Then its fine again. But I'm still bored so I catch tadpoles. By then, Jesse's Facebook time had expired, too. So he also caught tadpoles. Our conversation went like this.
"Whoo! I got two!
"There are no tadpoles over here."
"Whoa, thats a big fella."
So I see a red floaty ring and I throw it on the pool and tell Jesse that the first person who throws a tadpole in the middle gets fifty points. He says its unfair because I'm closer and so I move over to where he is- the ladder. We go back and forth, throwing tadpoles when Jess falls in. He only went in to his waist, but he was worried about his phone. So was I. Then our game is over.

THE END

Conqering a Milestone

On July 6th, at 10:04 p.m., yours truly conquered a great milestone. I beat my mother at scrabble.
It was a close game. I had just added an "N" to a corner with an "A" under and to the right. I was out of peices. So was Mom. The score was Cheyenne: 303 Mom: 273. I had beaten her by 30 points.
You may think its silly. You may think its weird. But at that moment I was proud, proud, proud, proud, proud. I want to thank my hand, for drawing the "X" and the "Z" and the "J". I also want the thank my brain for seeing the word "GENETIC" and "PAJAMA". Thank you body parts. Okay, goodbye.

Hello. Cheyenne, your favorite writer, is back with action packed Tonasket News.

Sunday: The family kicked off the day going to meeting. Afterwards we made our appearance at the hospitality lunch for the speaker (taking place at the Emery Home). We ate meatballs and mini hotdogs until we could eat no more. Unfortunately, yours truly was sick from most likely nasty lake water that had accidently slipped down my esophagus the previous Saturday. We went home. I slept in my comfy bed for an hour and a half and then woke to a pleasant overcast evening. I watched "Win a Date With Tad Hamilton", took a bath, and went to bed again.
Monday: I woke up and slept on the couch. I watched cartoons until one o clock, then I played the wii until five o clock and then I played on Babie. com and played. Then I went to Ashlyn's house and helped with her new baby brother Dalton. I ate dinner there and Daddy picked me up and six fifty five.
Tuesday: I woke up. I watched Camp Rock. I did my chore and we picked up Dakota from Drivers Ed. We listened to this talk my mom had a link to, I played outside a little, we went to meeting and then came home and then watched "America's Got Talent."

That's all our news for now. Join us next time on Cheyenne Speaks Up. For now I'm Cheyenne Rainey reporting live from Tonasket.